Coming this Spring, the all-new Smoke Channel!
Smoking, a fine and historic tradition, extends its reach into history as far back as 5000 BC. Noble natives on this very continent used tobacco to discuss peace, history, and battle. From Churchill’s cigar to FDR’s cigarette, World War II was won by the glowing end of a rolled tube of dried leaves. Great men and women make history, all while happily imbibing this proud and legal leaf.
For too long smokers have languished in purgatory, left without the same media support and public embrace held by all the other vices. For years lovers of fine food had the Food Network, sports fans gobbled hours of programming from ESPN, killers of animals for sport have hunting networks, and video gamers can watch other people play games from the safety of their sofa.
Now the time has come for those who love to smoke and love things related to smoking to rejoice. Coming this Spring, the Smoke Channel. Watch famous smokers as they sit by the fire drinking whisky and smoking fine cigars. They’ll discuss politics and make social commentary. Visit the places that care for their smoking patrons in New Orleans with our star bar hopper, Giles Morton. He takes you from city to city, finding all the places where smoking is still allowed and lets you know where to spend your money.
Like it wild? Try our new show Nakid and On Fire! We take five college kids, strip them of their clothes save only for a pouch of tobacco and a flint and steel. They have to survive and find a way to make their own method to smoke in 30 days.
Our globe trotting starlet Missy Trondor shows you how to get past those pesky rules in Europe and beyond as she travels the world in Cigar Train. Each stop is filled with shopping, nightlife, and adventure as she’s mixes with the locals at each stop. Meeting artisans and Admirals she tries to answer the question “which is better in the morning, a cigarette or a cigar.”
Our very own Martha Stewart inspired host, Gordon Leek, will jazz up your style and your wardrobe as he shows you how to smoke discreetly and look fabulous. He’ll give you tips on how to keep the smell off your stylish duds and remove burn holes from those silken scarves. He’ll even show you how to rig up your very own smoking closet at home. Never again be bothered by off-putting looks on the faces of your friends when they enter your home.
The SC takes its role seriously and does not advocate smoking by minors. Unlike Hollywood we recognize that over 42 Million Americans smoke and most of them are consenting adults. We show only adults engaging in their legal rights to enjoy all the benefits of this product that defined our great nation.
But if you’re over 21 you’re ready for our series Spring Breakers, a round the clock tour of the best Spring Break gatherings and how you can enjoy smoking and good times with your friends. From Florida to Fiji come experience the non-stop party where a beer and a smoke are always at hand.
Conscious of our responsibility to be healthy and live a long life with our vices, we have two shows meant to inform and improve your life.
6-Pack a Carton – Workouts for the Smoker
Watch as Chad Carton shows you how to target the right muscles and build the body you’ve always wanted. Afterward relax in the sauna with drinks and smoke. He’ll show you which exercises aren’t affected by your wind. Still need to move? He’ll show you how to use tobacco in a way that doesn’t cut into your afternoon run.
Watch as he talks to guests who can help with skin problems associated with aging and smoking.
Or just kick back with him and his mobile app, 6-Pack Attack. You’re always ready for one of his signature workouts with the Attack app.
Doctors and Dunhills
Dr. Nancy Smith, renowned researcher on the effects of smoking and tobacco shares her findings on a wide range of topics such as how tobacco affects memory, alertness, and stress. She’ll show you just how to enjoy a fine turkish blend in a responsible way that just might convince the skeptics to come back to smoking. She’ll show you which irritations to ignore and which ones to get checked out. Finally some sensible advice from a fellow smoker.
And then comes our line of edgy, vice related programs.
T-BaGging
Our friends overseas want to get in on the action with this hip show from our own Rastafarian Brit who loves a good cuppa. It stands for Tobacco, Bourbon And Ganja and boy does he enjoy T-BAGging! With a steaming hot cup of Earl Grey and self rolled spliff Russell Simmons III takes you from border to border in Europe showing you how to enjoy the finer cups and joints of life all through the European Union.
Hookers and Hookahs
Spend the night in the arms of a beautiful woman or man who doesn’t mind if you smoke afterwards in this new reality show about a prostitute who shows you how find the best places for a roll in the hay or the tobacco field. From Amsterdam to Thailand you’ll find this show racy and just a bit naughty as men and women travel over the world to indulge in more than one vice.
Don’t Forget – Coming This Spring
The Smoke Channel
Yes, it’s hard to think there’s been no Smoke Channel. We indulge every other legal substance with a reality channel; why not this one? Or does the sound of a channel devoted to tobacco cross the line for you?
I don’t know. Let’s tune in to Cakes a Million and forget about it. Who’s hungry?